Little Known and Horrible Facts about the French (ep. 1)

The French are so lazy that can't even take their clothes out of the washing machine to put them in the dryer. They just do it all in one machine. Lazy.


The French are pedophiles and proudly display this fact on public streets.


The French are single-handedly responsible for putting the nutella fish on the endangered species list. Though they most often eat the nutella fish with toast, they have also been known to eat it in sushi.